microwave with interruptions (this is an excerpt from my amazing site from like 2008)

VERY IMPORTANT OPINIONS

fun fact! my opinions are the most correct!

dont fact check that plz

so here are the most important and correct opinions
sprinkles on ice cream is a sin, no really. it gets stuck in your throat and you choke and die
chocolate icecream is overrated, i mean its just chocolate but cold. people fantasise about it too much :/
my cat is veery veeery fat.
she is gargantuant and is fabulous
look at her!